someone has to date me eventually right
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
Be careful who you make memories with. Those things can last a lifetime.
- (via densely)
(Source: ayougo, via hakuna-matata-kid)
My eyes are doing that thing where I’m so tired they hurt.
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
(Source: hotcocoacas, via leviticus26-29)
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes