heart:

broken

Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.
― (via sexcake)

(Source: crazed-individual)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying
  • I feel nothing
    or
    I feel everything.
    I don’t know which is worse.
    ― 2 am thoughts  (via nyjahatuatao)
    People get drunk.
    They kiss the wrong person.
    And pretend to be okay.
    People will do anything
    to distract their heart.
    They will do anything to
    distract it from
    missing someone.
    ― (via h-auptgewinn)

    (Source: rub-me-the-right-way)

    oeuniverse:

    In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

    • Public speaking
    • Not being afraid of teenagers
    • Calling the doctor yourself
    • Taxes
    • Arguing without crying
    • Having a normal sleep pattern
    • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’